For your cat
A song for your cat, who clearly runs the place
You bought a plush cat bed and they sleep in the box it came in. You sit down to work and they stretch across the keyboard, typing «jjjjjjj» into the most important email of your day. At 3 a.m. the zoomies begin, a full sprint down the hallway for reasons no human will ever understand. A song for your cat gathers exactly these moments.
Tell us their name, their personality, their hiding spots and the rules they've imposed on the household. The lyrics describe them with affection and a dash of irony, the way you'd talk about a family member who always does their own thing. Laid-back lo-fi or elegant jazz suits them perfectly; read the lyrics first, then listen to the free preview.
How it works
- Answer a few questionsTheir name, what connects you, two or three memories.
- Read the lyricsChange them word by word, or ask for another draft.
- Listen for freeTwo musical versions: pick the one you prefer, and unlock it only if you love it.
- Give itA link to the gift page, with lyrics in time with the music, or a printable card with a QR code.
What to tell us about your cat
- Their hiding spot: the closet, the bathroom sink, the basket of freshly washed laundry.
- The things they knock off the table while looking you straight in the eye.
- Dinnertime, which they know better than any alarm clock, and how they remind you.
- How they came to you: the shelter, the neighbor's litter, the garden on a rainy night.
More examples
Mamma, sì«La valigia è già alla porta»
Decidi tu… ma non così«Ci troviamo giù alle otto»
For nonn'Assunta, 80 years«Ancora 'o palazzo se dorme e 'a luce è scura»
Questions
My cat is a total snob: can the song be ironic?
Yes, the ironic mood could have been invented for cats who ignore you until they're hungry. Or go for an elegant tone, fit for the true master of the house.
What if I have two cats who can't stand each other?
Tell us about both and their cold war over the best spot on the couch: the song can be about the pair of them, each with their own personality.
Can it be for a kitten who just arrived?
Yes: tell us about the first days, the hiding place under the bed, the first time they curled up on your lap.
How much does it cost?
The preview is free: you listen to the song before deciding. To unlock the full song you pay €7.99 at launch (then €9.99), once, with no subscription.
Can I change the lyrics?
Yes. You read the lyrics before the music: change them yourself, word by word, or ask for another draft. Then two musical versions arrive and you pick your favourite.
How do I give it?
With a link to the gift page, where the lyrics scroll in time with the music, or with the printable card carrying a QR code. Title, signature and colours can be changed until they open it.