Happy retirement

A retirement song for someone who gave a lifetime to their work

After thirty years, or forty, the 6 a.m. alarm can finally stay off. Retirement deserves more than a plaque and a sheet cake in the break room: it deserves a story. The first day on the job in the wrong tie, the desk that was always spotless (or never), the ten o'clock coffee, the longtime clients, the rule changes that kept pushing the date back a few years. You tell us; the song does the rest.

It can come from the family, or from the whole office at the farewell lunch: then the lyrics gather the nicknames, the in-jokes, the famous catchphrases. You read them before the music and edit as you like; pick a nostalgic, festive or ironic mood. Listen to the free preview and play it during the toast, or hand it over as a printable QR card together with the group gift.

Create their retirement song

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How it works

  1. Answer a few questionsTheir name, what connects you, two or three memories.
  2. Read the lyricsChange them word by word, or ask for another draft.
  3. Listen for freeTwo musical versions: pick the one you prefer, and unlock it only if you love it.
  4. Give itA link to the gift page, with lyrics in time with the music, or a printable card with a QR code.

What to tell us about their career

  • The job and the years: where they started, how the work changed, what their first paycheck actually bought.
  • The longtime coworkers, the nicknames, the coffee or lunch-break ritual.
  • A line they always said at work that everyone now knows by heart.
  • What's next: the vegetable garden, the grandkids, the boat, the trips put off for decades, or finally doing nothing.

Listen to some examples

For Maiapop · in Neapolitan · 1:37«Maia se sceta a mieziuorno int'ô liette»
Mamma, sìpop · 2:07«La valigia è già alla porta»
Decidi tu… ma non cosìLibra · 2:03«Ci troviamo giù alle otto»

Questions

Can coworkers give it together?
Yes, it makes a perfect group gift: one person creates the song, collecting stories and nicknames from everyone, and the card can be signed by the whole office.
Can it talk about the work they did?
Of course, that's the heart of the song: nurse, train driver, teacher or accountant, tell us the tools, the shifts, the jargon. The lyrics turn them into images their coworkers will recognize instantly.
Is it right for a parent or grandparent who's retiring?
Yes: then the song can talk about the shifts and long hours of all those years, and the time that now comes back to the family.
How much does it cost?
The preview is free: you listen to the song before deciding. To unlock the full song you pay €7.99 at launch (then €9.99), once, with no subscription.
Can I change the lyrics?
Yes. You read the lyrics before the music: change them yourself, word by word, or ask for another draft. Then two musical versions arrive and you pick your favourite.
How do I give it?
With a link to the gift page, where the lyrics scroll in time with the music, or with the printable card carrying a QR code. Title, signature and colours can be changed until they open it.

Start from a name and a memory

Create their retirement song

Free preview · then €7.99 at launch instead of €9.99 · no subscription

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